Before seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:
After seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:
when you rediscover music you used to listen to years ago and it’s still good.
"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!”
"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel! Well, that’s embarrassing…"
High definition photograph of the blood vessels in a human eye - looks eerily like a forest.
I was born in the wrong generation, take me back to the paleoarchean era. I want to be insentient. I want to be bacteria
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Game Grumps + Urban Dictionary [insp. x]
lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute
#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck
and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla